The thing about living in LA is the random access to celebrities that sometimes happens. Like the time I went to the Losers movie premiere with my friend Joy. Not only did I get to meet Jeffrey Dean Morgan (beautiful, beautiful man), but because Chris Evans’ character was my favorite, and my friend knew it, this is what happened.
Chris was walking by, and I looked up. I saw him and froze. For a second, I thought, That man is pretty hot even if he is kind of short. And then my brain registered his face. Immediately, my jaw dropped open and as he passed me, my hand followed, pointing silently in his direction as Joy watched. Her keen eyes darted from me to him, and her brain engaged faster than my beauty-stunned one could, and she propelled me through the crowd, screaming after him, “Chris! Chris!” I believe I was supposed to ask for his autograph (like I had managed to do with Jeffrey Dean Morgan not even minutes before!), but this blonde woman whipped around, stuck a hand in my face and snapped, “He has to pee.” *blink blink* Yeah, wow. Okay. Sure, buddy, take a piss. I can wait…
But of course, he was spirited away quickly after because he couldn’t get into the restroom fast enough.
Yeah, that was a fun one! :D
